Rules of Engagement

Got some weird news this morning. This calm text belies how appalled and baffled I am.

EDIT: As it would turn out, my weird news was a frape. Therefore, I am allowed to post the full rant.

1. HOLY SHIT, kids, YOU SHOULD NEVER BE ENGAGED IN UNI. Unless you’re above the age to have already graduated from uni. YOU ARE BABIES.

2. If you have been together less than a year, don’t get engaged.

3. If most of the time you’ve spent together has been 6,000 miles apart, don’t get engaged.

4. If you have never lived together, DON’T FUCKING GET ENGAGED.

Ahem. This has been my early-morning scare for the day. This is why I should never wake up before 10.

@3 months ago with 2 notes
#this is still weird