Things on my news feed right now:

-Girls uploading pictures of them and their friends in very little clothing.

-People bitching-to-brag about their hickeys.

-People being cute to their significant others.

-People complaining about being lonely only to have someone ask them on a date.

-People being awkwardly flirty with their objects of desire.

So, to conclude, my point was:

 and 

This has been your complaint of the day, brought to you by the same person who doesn’t have enough of a life to do any of these things because she is a bitter drunk who doesn’t get off Tumblr and watches too much porn.

Really, though. You people make me sick with your lives.

@3 months ago with 8 notes
#natalie portman #natalie's rap #doctor who #matt smith #hickeys #aladin #tom feltion #disney #stephen colbert #my life is sad and pathetic #booze #porn?