January 2012
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December 2011
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“I slept with Robin one time and I caught…feelings! I used protection and...”
– Barney Stinson, HIMYM 4.1
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“I had a whats it thingy red velvet cake from a posh bakery on high street ken....”
– My flatmate on my baking
A Massive Ad for Imperialist Barbie
For some reason I was thinking about the second Sex and the City movie.
“I’d eat fairy shit. Hell, I’d eat a fairy if you fried it.”
– The Munchies
“THWAP THWAP THWAP—that’s the sound of your death!”
– Labradors trying to kill you with their tails.
SciFi Brothel →
My future place of employment.
Holy SHIT, all I want in the future in strawberry frosted brownie bites.
Basically, I HAVE MADE JESUS IN EDIBLE FORM.
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Dear Lord.
One of my relatives just said, in regards to gay marriage, “But…is it really socially acceptable?”
1. I hate everything.
2. I can’t wait to get back to London.
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BUT ALSO I am watching the first part of Deathly Hallows, the part where the hallucinations are mocking Ron and almost sobbing, because a) ROOOOOOOON NOOOOOOO, and b) Eeew, Hermione and Harry...
heyoscarwilde:
My Patronus is this cup of coffee with Baileys in it…
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The only show I ship.
The Doctor: Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit.
River: Thank you, sweetie.
The Doctor: I know you're team players and everything, but she'll definitely kill the first three of you.
River: Oh, the first seven, easy.
The Doctor: Seven, really?
River: Oh, eight for you, honey.
The Doctor: Stop it!
River: Make me!
The Doctor: Oh, maybe I will!
Amy: Is this really important, flirting? 'Cause I feel like I should be higher on the list right now!
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By the by, folks.
I love Virgin Atlantic. They had six episodes of Game of Thrones on my flight from London to San Francisco.
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Watching Gremlins with the family.
(as that’s our idea of a Christmas movie)
and Mrs. Peltzer is a BAM.
Bitch has ways, man.
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The unspeakable rage I feel at New Girl and Zooey Deschanel being nominated for the Golden Globe.
I didn’t realise people were actually taking that bullshit seriously in this country (I’m back in California, kids). So, let’s look at this: New Girl was nominated, as was Zooey Deschanel for playing the character she always plays.
Community is nominated for nothing and looking...
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“My love is a Magnum
A Harvard alum
Creamy and educated
Yet, heavily medicated”
– Original poetry from my English Lady.
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“God, SOAS is packed today. The Hare Krishna line is the best for perving.”
– My tiny Hullian has last-week-of-term revelations.
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I hate days when it’s practically life-or-death that I’m productive, but those are also the days that I’m pretty sure I could rule the world if I had sufficient motivation.
granthendrix asked: re: what I am reasonably certain I left in your ask box last night - I now have the greatest idea for a punitive shot in human history.
granthendrix asked: One would assume that dissolving marshmallow fluff in vodka might be delicious-ish. One would be wrong.
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All I want to do today is play a horrifically inappropriate game of Apples to Apples.
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I AM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD
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Learning Pills.
More shit from Red Dwarf that scientists should get a-inventing.