An American in London with too much time on her hands meanders the Internet, watches a lot of porn, and consumes alcohol.
Then she shares it with you.
The Internet, not the booze.
Men identify with Alvie Singer.
Women date & hate Alvie Singers.
I do both.@1 month ago
This feels much more like my life.@2 months ago
it doesn’t matter if u r gay, straight, deaf, omnisexual, genderqueer, buddhist, atheist, republican
what matters is what’s in your heart
your tasty tasty heart
(via juztgurlythingz)@2 months ago with 3392 notes
Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?
DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS
(via juztgurlythingz)@4 weeks ago with 111572 notes
I will not apologise for it because I’ve had a social life for weeks now, it’s all very exciting, and it’s about to end. Goddamn, California. Why can’t you just be cool.@2 months ago