how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

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WHEN ACTORS ASK WHAT THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING IN THE BACKGROUND OF A SCENE

whatshouldwecallstagemanagement:

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#honestly #this is 90% of directing as well #'what should i be doing here' #WHAT WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE DOING HERE #ACTING #THAT IS WHAT #ffs #actors #brain power 
babyspicegirl:

walk walk fashion baby

babyspicegirl:

walk walk fashion baby

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arwyninamaranthine:

dottewa:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

I once ran a campaign where all the party wanted to do was go to Denny’s and it was so frustrating they wouldn’t solve mysteries the world was literally blowing up around them but grand slams they would flock to and at one point they decided they would leave Denny’s because they were tired of being at Denny’s and you know what they did they drove to another Denny’s it was literally the worst the apocalypse was totally on and they wanted pancakes and grand slams and bacon milkshakes and I just sat there going “I spent like eight months making up this story guys”

this is the best post

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inabasket:


Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

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#I watched this for five minutes #HIS LITTLE FUCKING FLAT NOSE #AND THE LIPS that can't even contain their joy 

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

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"How could I ever hurt her? But I didn’t understand then. That I could hurt somebody so badly she would never recover. That a person can, just by living, damage another human being beyond repair."

Haruki Murakami, South of the Border, West of the Sun (via fellinlovewithmelancholy)

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#my mind is often here 
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star-anise:

hannibal-and-dory:

ultrafacts:

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Wow

Rocket scientists, everyone.


TO BE FAIR, the menstrual cycle isn’t exactly rocket science.

insertfunny:

star-anise:

hannibal-and-dory:

ultrafacts:

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Wow

Rocket scientists, everyone.

TO BE FAIR, the menstrual cycle isn’t exactly rocket science.

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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#all o' y'all #y'all know what i'm talkin' about #my constant role #mostly because when i am drunk i am nowhere close to a precious princess even in a sarcastic sense #i am still being a dick #sorry guys #but i'm still more tolerable than dragging rosie off the floor 

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#i know i already did it but i had to add 
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xainagal:

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

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wardrobevpantry:

Pringle of Scotland Pre-Fall 2014vDark chocolate coconut bites"What most people don’t understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That’s why they’re always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there’s possibly some connection between aliens and golf.”

wardrobevpantry:

Pringle of Scotland Pre-Fall 2014
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Dark chocolate coconut bites
"What most people don’t understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That’s why they’re always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there’s possibly some connection between aliens and golf.”

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