So here’s an angry SOAS/feminism thing

Under the jump, because ain’t nobody need this shit on their dash. It’s rough and rambling and run-ons and other writing r-word no-nos, but it’s there. Please, take nothing by my use of ‘male’/’female’—it’s my equivalent of dudes and grrrrls

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@18 hours ago
#i am so fucking terrified to tag this with #feminism #aaaaah here they come it's all over for me I AM ALREADY ONE OF YOU STOP BITING ME DAMN #gurrr feminism zombies #we are one hive mind supporting and advancing the hiiiiive #nuuuurn we come for your guns and penises and jobs #mruuurh activism not slacktivism dat's writing an essay on Tumblr duuuurr #soas #soas is a magical bubble place that does better than the rest of the world but DAMN is the rest of the world horrifying by that scale #it's true #sorry not sorry #feminism is not apologising for having an opinion about feminism #care bears #netflix 

This idiot 



this was an unsolicited dick pic thrust upon a dear friend of mine, which makes it fair game for critique.

i note that you sent this picture with a single question: “you likey?”. no, sender, my friend doesn’t likey. i don’t likey. no one likeys. i mean which part exactly were we supposed to…

@22 hours ago with 88 notes

"whoever did this must have been on so many drugs"

people who have absolutely no creative talent nor done any drugs in their life (via reallybigsword)

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@22 hours ago with 28923 notes


This is an amazing book

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@23 hours ago with 8284 notes

"I slept with Robin ONE TIME and I caught feelings! I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything!"

Barney Stinson, HIMYM S4E1
@2 days ago with 2 notes
#barney x robin #how can an ant carry 3 times its body weight but root beer floats are still delicious? #what you just described is a relationship between a boyfriend and a girlfriend #and a pretty clingy one at that 

Mounted up this #sugarglider #skeleton. I think it came out suppppr rad :) going to his forever home very soon.#oddities #osteology #science #portland #art


Mounted up this #sugarglider #skeleton. I think it came out suppppr rad :) going to his forever home very soon.#oddities #osteology #science #portland #art

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@6 days ago with 34 notes

This is the end. This is how it all goes down.

In a blaze of intoxicated nostalgia for the chaotic zen of a theatre production.

@6 days ago
#goodbye #i'm falling down a t-hole #these violent delights have violent ends 


12 Elaine Stritch quotes to live by

Elaine Stritch, female comedy icon and salty Broadway grand dame, died Thursday at the grand age of 89. Outspoken, lauded and often considered difficult by her co-workers, Stritch never stopped working even in her 80s, only moving out of New York in the last year or so of her life. She was a proud supporter of the city all through her life, though. “I think it’s the wrong way around to say when you get older move to the country,” she once said. “I think when you get older you move to New York. If you’re a nice broad they’ll look after you.”

Read more of her quotes | Follow micdotcom 

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@6 days ago with 3478 notes






today I am a tired, dizzy little bisexual who would like a bisexual nap and would perhaps enjoy a bisexual cup of camomile tea

now I’m trying to imagine how cups and/or tea would go about experiencing sexual attraction

like, what would that even mean

the tea is equally happy being consumed from a mug, a cup and even glasses or plastic tumblers. In fact, it experiences consumption from multiple containers

all bisexuals can easily direct their bisexual force field towards liquids. with some practice you can bisexual substances with up to 64% water concentration such as some plants or porridge. it is usually more effective when the liquid percent is a multiple, or even better,a power of 2 

As a top-level bisexual I can turn some water-rich plants bisexual with the power of thought

It’s hard to tell I’ve done it though, because they can still only reproduce through bees

@20 hours ago with 25 notes



Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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@22 hours ago with 46710 notes


bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

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@23 hours ago with 59532 notes


there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

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@1 day ago with 30659 notes




I’m so turned on by these pictures.


As long as the vashta nerada aren’t there I am happy

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@5 days ago with 334972 notes
Eartha Kitt. Photographed by Gordon Parks. (1952)

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@6 days ago with 17451 notes
#russianjizzkid #i wanna be evil #did i do it right 



The audience member in says, “Fuck yes!”The stage manager in me says, “no no no no no no, please stop.”




The audience member in says, “Fuck yes!”
The stage manager in me says, “no no no no no no, please stop.”

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@6 days ago with 148567 notes