"hot as lava but just as thick"

Alyson Hannigan, HIMYM S8E6 (via especially-waspish-madam)
@17 hours ago with 3 notes

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

(via mexican-hug-cartel)

@21 hours ago with 25150 notes

hmspoofta:

Get ready for Marvel’s PAM.

Who’s Pam? Doesn’t matter. Pam will make three billion dollars.

(via mexican-hug-cartel)

@1 day ago with 823 notes

heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: barbiemovies, via mexican-hug-cartel)

@1 day ago with 508745 notes

"If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,"

Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via mumfordslionheart)

(via mexican-hug-cartel)

@2 days ago with 472300 notes

bluedogeyes:

Archer - 3x10 - Crossing Over

(via granthendrix)

@2 days ago with 11806 notes
tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

image

(via insertfunny)

@3 days ago with 180511 notes
@3 days ago with 583451 notes
oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

(Source: iwastesomuchtime.com, via granthendrix)

@20 hours ago with 135097 notes

Every greek demigod legend:

itsanidiom:

waywardwayland:

image

(Source: lookingfornshaw, via insertfunny)

@1 day ago with 152782 notes
abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

abchannahxyz:

tastefullyoffensive:

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.

[obvincognito/tabizine]

This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

(via insertfunny)

@1 day ago with 45545 notes
@2 days ago with 27658 notes
brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

(via booksofadam)

@2 days ago with 78640 notes

Me and my friends having a crazy Saturday night

whatshouldwecallme:

In college:

Now:

@2 days ago with 2053 notes
jonathancozzo:

Ivy wall in Cambridge

jonathancozzo:

Ivy wall in Cambridge

(Source: jonathancozzo, via rivieiraa)

@3 days ago with 6251 notes