An American in London with too much time on her hands meanders the Internet, watches a lot of porn, and consumes alcohol.
Then she shares it with you.
The Internet, not the booze.
@2 days ago with 2117 notes
Every time someone posts “More Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than has died from Ebola”, I start rooting for Ebola a little bit more.
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