virtualkiera:

  single

  taken

 my list of shows to watch from start to finish is really long, so

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@23 hours ago with 289 notes

Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver

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@1 day ago with 154257 notes

starline:

stormyteacup:

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.

(Source: maimedlion, via cracked)

@3 days ago with 99737 notes

I really want to be able to use my pelvis as a laptop stand.

so I can watch TV while I type.

@5 days ago
#it's utilitarian shallowness #because i am the worst #and it gets worse in london 

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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@5 days ago with 559651 notes
#it's not about you #it's about your hilarious reaction 

Hot bros of Hollywood realise the ladies get more lady-screams than they do

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@5 days ago with 25041 notes
#hot bros of hollywood realise the ladies get more lady-screams than they do 

Guys who drink bottled beer in cocktail bars

#cangetit

@6 days ago with 1 note
#donald glover #cangetit #guyswhocangetit 
@1 week ago with 51589 notes

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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@23 hours ago with 933848 notes
@3 days ago with 125504 notes
#jus' sayin #if you have bluekudo chocolate #today is the day to eat it 
@5 days ago with 143902 notes

"The illusion of effortlessness is a great effort indeed."

Woman, Conversations With Other Women
@5 days ago with 11 notes
#helena bonham carter #Conversations with Other Women #foooooooood #i dream of food #that's not true #i have extrememly weird sexually tense but unfulfilling war dreams #but damn do i miss American junk food 
juztgurlythingz:

http://ifyouresosmart.tumblr.com/ submitted
@5 days ago with 184 notes
#i'ma read #i'ma read i'ma read i'ma read #calling all the basic bitches 

euro-trotter:

you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

(Source: vh1, via juztgurlythingz)

@5 days ago with 29463 notes
#i love it because like #what did he think marrying that lip stain meant #i have that lip stain #i think it has 'berry' in the color name 
@1 week ago with 43221 notes