An American in London with too much time on her hands meanders the Internet, watches a lot of porn, and consumes alcohol.
Then she shares it with you.
The Internet, not the booze.
Anonymous asked: You are so cute, I just want to kiss you and watch the sunset with you :)
@6 days ago with 31555 notes
No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care
(via loosebuttholes)@5 days ago with 77305 notes
my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
Whoever had this idea deserves an award.
(via aliteraryowl)@6 days ago with 333726 notes